Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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