question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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