Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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