thus making me awesome and them whores
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
