I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She's the barista slut.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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