No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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