That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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