You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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