do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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