Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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