whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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