There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just high enough for therapy.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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