i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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