Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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