This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
