that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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