I think my vagina is haunted
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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