Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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