Sponge bath it is.
wanna go halves on a baby?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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