her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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