just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
tell me about the eggs
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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