Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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