In the future we'll all be gay
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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