he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize
