3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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