Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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