Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He better not be in your backpack
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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