i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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