dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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