You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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