this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No subtext here. People are naked.
cat food counts as protein by the way
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
