i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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