Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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