so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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