Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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