Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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