Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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