Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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