I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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