so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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