Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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