"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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