By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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