question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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