It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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