They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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