all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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