Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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