Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Can you bring me the toilet please
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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