Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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