Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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