I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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