i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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