i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
