tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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