that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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