There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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